"And besides," Minerva waves a hand dramatically. "With those two as the new heads, it was much easier to transition without the spotlight on me.

Bernie frowns. "And you, uh... know my story."

"Wow," Roman utters. "I didn't think all of you retired so soon after... I guess I didn't miss as much as I thought, huh?"

Claudia pushes aside her beard to reveal a ring hung on a necklace chain. "Guess again, motherfucker!"

Roman's eyes catches the sparkle of a gemstone. He gasps. "Claudia Savage, is that a wedding ring? Who's the lucky lady?"

"Remember Snogger?"

"How could I forget her?" He laughs. "Of course you ended up with her."

"We have our own twins now too," Claudia adds. "Next time they're in town, I'll make them come meet you."

"Oh," Minerva says. "Remember Hector's daughter? She also--"

"Now, now," another voice interrupts from a small man trailed by a lapin man and a human woman. "Let me tell him."